DOCTORMAC - PALM SPRINGS
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Palm Springs Loves DoctorMac's Style & Flair!Read These Genuine Faux Testimonials...
SEASONAL MAC USERS EXCLAIM:
..We were terrified some Computer Geek Surfer Kid would show up.. You know how California is.. But Shawn is from the Midwest, down-to-earth, ALMOST NORMAL, and fun to work with!..When Doc Mac arrived, my husband elbowed me and whispered 'Oh gawd, I think he's Gay.' And I said; 'Relax honey, that just means he'll be smart, detail-oriented, and quite likely to be ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS! ..You know how Those People are..'
..Just ADORABLE! We're plotting to abduct and take them back up north when we leave in the Spring. We'll keep 'em chained up in the basement: Great Mac help is hard to find!
..Knows more about Apple computers and repair than anyone we've ever known. Rusty helped us buy the right laptop from the Apple Store - Set it all up, made it ALL work. An Apple product pro indeed. If he'd just trim that beard, he'd be PERFECT!
LOCAL MACINTOSH USERS SAY:
..I'm getting some jars with liquids and bubbles and electrodes in it - setting up a laboratory - and cloning THOSE BRAINS!..My G5 iMac is back! ...Knew all about a Mac Repair Extension program to fix my exact problem, and coordinated getting AppleCare to fix it for nuttin'. Nuttin'!
..Gosh what a GROUCH! Doc sure gets GRUMPY sometimes working on my old iBook! But that's why I call on his experience: So I don't have to swear at it myself. He gets all crabby _for_ me.. and at _very_ reasonable rates.
..A good neighbor. He came over right away, got my printer working, and the internet connecting again. Great service close at hand. Heck, its _almost_ like he's PALM SPRINGS VERY OWN APPLE SUPPORT GUY! Well, hold it.. I guess he already IS!
APPLE OWNERS DOGS AGREE:
..I love it when Dr. Mac comes over! He's never too busy working on the MacBook to stop to scratch my butt and play Tug-O-War with my slobbered-up chewey. Wow!..DOUBLE-WOOF! I'd gnaw on his iPod ANY day.. And his years of past certification in the Apple Consultants Network is almost as good as being AKC registered.
RESENTFUL CATS HISS:
..Yo! DoctorMac get out of MY computer chair. I want a Mackerel, not a Macintosh. Get me a different mouse NOW, that one is indedible! OK, I must nap now, dealing with humans exhausts me.PALM SPRINGS POLICE OFFICERS SAY:
..Keep your hands where I can see them! Do you know your tabs are expired? Are you a REAL Doctor? Why are your hands shaking? We have to ask, its standard procedure, Are you on Crack? Oh okay, don't let it happen again.For Crocus and Daffodils In Wait Below The Final Snow
For Bears And Bugs And Ferns And Toads
Where iPhones Don't Exist Nor Work
Where The Only MACS Are Logging Trucks On Gravel Roads
To Hear His Creek Babble From Summer Rains
To Tend His Blueberries And Raspberries, That's All
Returning To Palm Springs Some Late Summer Day, Perhaps
I'm Gone, At Least You Can Mail Me At:
